I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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