Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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