she looked like the before picture.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
please don't ironically join a cult
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