this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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