So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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