when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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