He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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