Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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