So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
thus making me awesome and them whores
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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