I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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