I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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