He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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