don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
