I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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