return my video game
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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