Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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