i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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