Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
When are your genitals available?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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