Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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