That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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