Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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