Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
