Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
