Screwed.edu
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
