I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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