Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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