I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
