WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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