i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Houston, we have a blender
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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