Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
