Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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