So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
