So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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