Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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