i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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