he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Are we still banned from the library?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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