worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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