walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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