So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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