Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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