Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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