I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Your dad touched me again.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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