hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
one might say we're banned from that church
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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