she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
That accounts for only three of the penises
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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