now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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