her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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