I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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