Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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