He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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