Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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