glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
this just has baby written all over it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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